10 March 2006

For intellectualls only....

Emailed by a friend hope you'll enjoy this...

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble
with one of her students the teacher asked,"Boy. what is
your problem?"
Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is
in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should
be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's
office. While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The
principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test
and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to
go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. Boy
was brought in and the conditions were explained to him
and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a
third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam
and tells her, "I think Boy. can go to the third-grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own
Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have
only two of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."
Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T,
is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and
before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three leg s? The
principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a
bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come
with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word star ts with a 'F' and ends in
'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in
'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer
on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and
a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible
for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy. to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"


Gary said...

what an intelligent piece of work
it got almost knock me of my feet
hope you send me where you get it